I hate the things you like.
Matt Aguilar. 25. Writer. Maker of food. Champion of sentence fragments. Also Pizza.
Who I Follow
Smug Life
Anonymous Asks:
I want to suck YOUR dick.
thickgirlsrdope Said:
Did you capitalize “your” in order to show emphasis? As in YOU want to suck MY dick, instead of ME sucking YOUR dick? Please respond because I’m totally into it, dude.
you can (almost) see the outline of this dude’s tiny penis.
I like his shoes.
listen to the slaughterhouse.
(via yunzi)
Main character is dead.
Secondary has found his perversion.
Need to choose the right perspective.
Mother figure can fuck off.
Ugh.
Somebody has major facial disfigurations from a terrible smother-box accident. Don’t know who yet.
I should be at the Blunt Club Dilla tribute.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Oh, Nancy…
